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The average porn tube doesn’t require a lot of written content. And yet, SEO is no joke. You need to cover your spread professionally. That means you have to talk about the shit that’s relevant to your niche to rank highly among search engines. You should know this already; it’s web optimization 101. You could, in theory, write your own shit if you’re running a porn tube or some sort of forum, since the bulk of the actual content won’t depend on your words – you’ll either import videos or let other people write for you, since they’ll be commenting and what not.
On the other hand, if you’re running a review gig, like the site you’re currently on, you’ll need hundreds of thousands of words. That kind of content doesn’t come cheap. Even at subpar rates, you still need to bulk order a ton of content that one person couldn’t possibly write in a fortnight. You need a dedicated team of writers. But, what if you don’t want to hire a bunch of writers on retainer? What if you don’t need them for long. What if you only need a ton of writing once, during your initial launch? Well, that’s when you require services like Google Adult SEO. Specifically, you need their adult content writing package. These guys, who I’m assuming aren’t affiliated with Google Inc, offer a bunch of webmaster friendly services. Their SEO content is one such package. That’s what we’re taking a look at in this review.
Bundle Orders
As far as I can tell, they don’t actually offer articles as such. Instead, they give you a monthly subscription that comes with articles, alongside a ton of other features that you’re unlikely to need if you’re only in it for the content. This is … annoying, to say the least. You get website analysis, competitive analysis, and a bunch of other shit that no-one asked for. I mean, their services look pretty cool and useful if you’re in for a holistic makeover, but if you’re only in it for the content, it seems like you’re going to have to overpay.
One of the features they list is the actual blog posting you are in for, complete with their own original content, but the lowest tier costs $350 a month. That’s way too much money for features that you don’t need. I guess you could probably contact their sales department for a writing-only bundle, but I don’t see any way for you to purchase pure articles as it currently stands. If they have any business sense, they’ll probably agree to let you purchase writing, without the added expenses. Arguably, you should probably find your favorite SEO management service and hire them to handle all facets of your site, but this can be extremely problematic when you’re running a content-heavy site, like mine.
They Boast Quality
Google Adult SEO has an entire section devoted to outlining their content writing practices. They seem to be really proud of their work. They also boast many vague credentials, which is kind of a red flag, considering they wrote their own marketing copy. They should have hired someone significantly better than them to write their landing page copy. Seriously. That might be dishonest practice, to an extent, but it would still be preferable to the landing page they’ve got up on their site. I’ll just come out and say it. It’s a steaming pile of dog shit, loosely strung together by shoelaces and undercooked spaghetti. It’s like a burning trash heap that stinks up a whole neighborhood.
I know I’m being mean, but come on. You can’t market your content writing expertise and make a ton of basic mistakes across the entire damn landing page. They use the word “contents” instead of “content”. They misuse superlatives. They somehow managed to spin run-on sentences that are so dreadful they would give Charlotte Bronte a good 360 in her grave. Do you like that intellectual humor? Yeah, I’ve read a book, what of it?
Credibility Down the Crapper
They go out of their way to boast about their legal expertise and knowledge of insurance procedures. Now, if they had just listed those as subtitles under their offers, I’d have believed in them a lot more. But no, they had to talk about it under the landing page, right after all the grammatical errors. That just makes them sound suspicious as fuck. The sad thing is, they might as well be legal experts. They might have the best page optimization out there. They could be your saving grace. But, I’d be discouraged to ever try these services, on account of the clash between what they promise and how they phrase their offers.
You’ll notice that their offers are rather pricey. It’s not like you can try them out for free for a week and see what’s up. This is long term optimization we’re talking about. You might be able to convince them to send you a free sample, I guess. Try to get some 300 words of unique original content written for you. Also, make sure to check it for plagiarism. If it clears and the quality is up to par with what you need, by all means, consider giving them your money.
Still, be vigilant. They might hire an expert writer to do the sample, then slip in a rookie for the actual bulk order down the line. Try to explain to them in advance that you will demand a refund in case the quality dips. You could cite grammatical errors as evidence that something’s suspect. The chances of you actually getting a refund are probably pretty damn low. They’ll feel they’ve already delivered on what was paid for, so you’ll probably be fucked. Buyer beware, and all that.
Some Additional Services
Google Adult SEO offers some bread and butter practices like the option to design your website for you, along with the content, to increase your retention rate and generally spike your traffic numbers. This sounds like a great deal on paper, but again, I’m brought back to skepticism. I’m worried about their credibility and the fact that you are encouraged to opt into a package deal. Still, it’s nice to see holistic services being offered at fair prices.
A 5 keyword spread with analysis, SEO targeting, competition, blog posting, image sharing and all kinds of little featurettes along the way costs $350. I already mentioned that. It’s a decent price if you’re actually in need of all of this coverage. But, this also means that you’d be offloading a significant portion of your job on someone else, someone you do not know. It’s risky, but could be very profitable in the long run. They also have a $500 and an $800 tier. These differ in size and number of keywords, but they also add some features like infographics and web 2.0 blogs. Honestly, I think they’re just trying to pad out the plans to justify the price. The bottom line is, they’re more expensive on account of the additional keywords. More keywords mean more content.
Worth a Try?
Let’s go over things one more time. Google Adult SEO covers all of the following services: web design, link building, logo design, web hosting, CMS development, SEO services, content writing and banner design. However, I’m covering them for the SEO and the content writing in particular. If the writing on their actual site is any indication of their prowess, they suck donkey dick. Let’s hope that whoever did their landing pages won’t be working on yours.
That being said, they do have a hall of fame of websites they’ve worked on before along with their respective organic ratings across specific search engines. At the very least, they’re offering some proof of their ability to follow through with the job. I’m lukewarm on Google Adult SEO at best. I am not impressed by what they’ve presented on their site. It’s a lot of promises with a very little promising attitude. I’d say feel free to give them a shot if you manage to finagle a bargain deal or a free trial. I wouldn’t drop $350 blind on these guys.
PornDude likes Google Adult SEO's
- Holistic approach to SEO
- Tons of experience under their belt
PornDude hates Google Adult SEO's
- Poor writing skills
- Bundle deals with no content-only variant